iguanamouth:

ugh i want to get really uncomfortably rich and then just. go around and anonymously donate huge amounts of money to people for things like HEY youre trying to move away from your abusive parents?? BAM 10 thousand mystery dollars oh whats that your dog needs surgery?? BAM paid for hey you cant afford to go to that con with your friends?? BAM better get your cosplay ready you fucking nerd



7bottles:

i want to live by the ocean but also in the forest but also in the mountains but also in a big city but also in the countryside u feel me



retroactiveeurydices:

oxheadandhorsefacearedead:

retroactiveeurydices:

koalatea:

i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut 

12 million dollars can be used to obtain many donuts.

explain how

money can be exchanged for goods and services




(Source: lady-arryn)






(Source: sittinginsilence)



aaltje-in-wonderland:

—Netflix would be by far the best dating site. “Here are 9 other singles in your area who have also watched Breaking Bad for 12 straight hours”




(Source: izzyswood)



  • me in the evening: oh, staying up late isn't bad, I'll manage tomorrow
  • me in the morning: AM I A FUCKING IDIOT


oknope:

i followed my heart and it led me into the fridge





realizes:

♡personal/love♡



ghoulgaarden:

shower me in various black items of clothing and hundred dollar bills

(Source: hexgurls)