The Lion and The Rose (x)



swaggurd:

yes, i’m double jointed

*smokes two joints at once*

(Source: coffinwasher)



neptunain:

just girly things: FUCKING BOOB ITCHES THAT NEVER GO AWAY



condorn:

yeah ur secrets safe with me
I wasn’t listening in the first place

(Source: condom)




(Source: sansalayned)



hughsdancys:

red wedding: NOOOO

purple wedding: YOOOOO

(Source: hughsdancys)



alldatangst:

a song of ice and how many people would still be alive if ned stark had just stayed home




(Source: teflonly)




(Source: knope4president)



overnight-shipping:

kittanzer0:

so on the bus this morning

we stop at a red light and this lady gets off

she goes about half a block down, and then we saw her freeze and run after the bus

SHE FORGOT HER ENTIRE BABY ON THE BUS

I love the use of the word entire as in she could have just left the leg of the baby but no she left the whole baby






(Source: stonesalayne)



geekingermany:

I cannot get enough of this comic sometimes

theimpolitecanadian:

when you drink the water and the tummy go sploosh sploosh